If Doyin Aderele could, she would stay in her room, watch anime, read, and write all day. Since she can’t, she’s chosen to read other people’s writing and write about that all day instead.
Freshman, majoring in English

Colton Alstatt? More like Dolton Falstatt, hahahah.
Junior, majoring in English

Andreea Calin enjoys—Ah! I almost dropped my croissant!
Junior, majoring in English

Isabelle Clark is going through a grilled cheese phase.
Junior, majoring in Economics

Caleb Dukes wants to know if you got his text. You got it right? Well? No! He didn’t! No! You deserve so much better.
Junior, majoring in English and Visual and Dramatic Arts

Suzanne Harms believes that pajamas should be considered acceptable attire for any occasion, but even when they're not, she wears them anyway.
Sophomore, majoring in Mathematical Economic Analysis and Religion

Ella Hoyt’s Social Security number is [REDACTED].
Sophomore, majoring in English and Linguistics

Emma Korsmo tries to shift realities at night to go to Hogwarts. She hasn't succeeded yet, but will continue to try until she dates one of the Weasley twins.
Freshman, majoring in English and Visual and Dramatic Arts

Lara Lin is an Aquarius, an ENTP, and a 7w8.
Sophomore, majoring in Political Science

Kristie Lynn doesn't know what's in her closet, but she hopes she'll never find out.
Junior, majoring in English with a concentration in Creative Writing

Cg Marinelli likes to think she can cook, but she is the only person she knows who has ever set scrambled eggs on fire.
Sophomore, majoring in English

Marcus Munshi would like to travel to Japan and try all the Kit Kat flavors, especially Cheesecake, Sakura Mochi, Cinnamon Cookie, Strawberry, Apple, Ginger Ale, Strawberry Cheesecake, Cola, and Royal Milk Tea.
Sophomore, majoring in English

Rebecca Noel is trying her best.
Senior, majoring in English and Psychology

Karen Okoroafor loves and is loved. 
Junior, majoring in Psychology

The best ways to make friends with Selena Shi are 1. Talk about Wuthering Heights. 2. Buy her boba tea.
Junior, majoring in Mathematical Economic Analysis and English

Sarah Swackhamer cut her bangs during quarantine so she could use them as wings and fly away.
Junior, majoring in English

If McKenna Tanner were a piece of cutlery, she'd want to be one of those pretty collectible spoons your grandparents have. But, most likely, she'd be a spork.
Freshman, majoring in English with a concentration in Creative Writing

Cooper Valentine is a staple food prepared from a dough of flour and water, usually by baking.
Sophomore, majoring in Film
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Chenglu Wang is a math major who sometimes thinks she is not able to count. She loves quarter-sugar boba tea, tap dance, and buying books.
Freshman, majoring in Math

Jennifer Wang had a hard time writing this because words are hard.
Junior, majoring in Economics

Hannah Young isn't.
Sophomore, majoring in English